Last night I had the craziest dream
It was upside down
And I mean that literally
It was off the ground

Tommy Lee said to me
Here I come,
Here I come,
Here I come Tacoma

And when the Crue came to town
I saw a drummer fly
They made my dreams do come true
With thunder from the sky

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you've got a face for the movies please be in mine
da da da that's your one line
please come with me to my set, its not that far
and then later audition on my little tsar

I've got vodka and beluga caviar
well I promise you'll be treated like the star
you know you are

you play a trainer of ponies and one dancing bear
three jugglers stage a performance in your red square

elegant, excellent and tasteful too
Oksana, Svetlana, Olga, and you

I went three days without a meal
to win three grand that was the deal
I found a magic brew
its number one in number two

Smooth moves I need ya
Smooth moves amnesia

I woke up in a a sea aof white
retreating from a blinding light
I lost all sense of time
flushed me memory and wipe my mind

Who am I? Why am I so empty
where am I, why am I bleeding

there's a void that most don't see
it will get filled by me

I've got the innovation, satisfaction redefined
you don't know what you want, until i show you mine

focus and simplicity, is what i'm offering
for a price i'll show you, its the next big thing

Steve Jobs
Street walker

it just works all the time
the results are sublime

reinventing the experience, a bold new interface
generous, multitouch, elegance and grace

the only way to do great work is loving what you do
and there's nothing i love more, than giving it to you

Steve Jobs
Street walker

there was a time before I became a man
you could get beer not in a bottle, keg, or can

there was this thing that they called a party ball
when we were in high school it was incredible

there were these guys know as ghost the and the otlaw
one day they tried to defeat the party ball

they came up short but the gauntlet was thrown
so bpaul and I tried to claim the throne

And we were brawling against the ball
with 24 hours to drink it all
The silver bullet inside of a sphere
only two kids vs. 55 beers

we fought through the day and we fought into the night
we were knocked out before we could win the fight

but the next morning it got extra real
we polished it of with some cereal

come on Bryant just hang up the phone
tell sweat Annie I can't do this alone

Why are you here this is your lucky day
hold on to your sock you will be blown away
uncap your pens bring us your biggest dreams
who will invest in our brilliant schemes

a special surprise a once in a lifetime deal
we're a sure bet, returns will be unreal
so come aboard come join the winning side
we are whats next we are prestige worldwide

who will we include
possibly you?
can it be true
possibly you?

I knew this kid when I was in school
he wasn't like you or me
he couldn't relate to kids his own age
an awkward formality

It was real scary man an octogenarian
in a body that's 18
he'd find you pedestrian if you not equestrian
or a Mercedes that's antique

he didn't wear jeans and didn't drink beer
wound as tight as one could be
he called it mature others called him a douche
outcast from society

There was a man who lived on the land
and he had a plan to unearth all the mysteries
that lived in the sea

He dared to explore on the ocean floor
and he found much more than he ever hoped to find
and it blew his mind

Behold Architeuthis king of the deep
tremble before him and weep
for he has no mercy the tenticled beast
upon your brain he will feast

something survives where no man alive
is able to dive hiding so silently
from humanity

no man shall speak of its terrible beak
for the damage it wreaks leaves behind only death
each foes final breath

as so they met so cold and so wet
the table was set for a contest maritime
superbly sublime

and so he fought his efforts for naught
and the world soon forgot the man who had found the squid
it was the last thing he did

Hey pardon me
can you keep it down
we're in the next room and
we can't hear a sound

was that a freight train
or was that your song
will you guys be playing
for very long

Death Metal Neighbors
do us a favor

gigantic bass cab
as big as a man
rattles our bones loose
was that your plan

a sound tsunami
an audio squall
a shit superhighway
that runs through our walls

that stuff hurts my ears
I scream but you can't hear me

haven of relaxation
it's just not right to feel so tight
i paid for accommodations
it's looking grim no women

hey ladies what's new
we're making dude stew
and the secret ingredient is you

you'd make my whole vacation
if you just got in and showed some skin
cheap beer and chlorination
is not enough I need some muff

You think you're not different
you think you fit in
but lately you're haunted
by powerful visions

if your body is destroyed
and you're somehow still alive
one of the final 5

your childhood memories
those sweet romances
it makes you so bullshit
to think they're implanted

we're out here all alone
searching for our home
all out friends are gone
where do we belong

Your day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
When she no longer needs you

She wakes up, she makes up
She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry
She no longer needs you

And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years

You want her, you need her
And yet you don't believe her when she says her love is dead
You think she needs you

You stay home, she goes out
She says that long ago she knew someone but now he's gone
She doesn't need him

Your day breaks, your mind aches
There will be times when all the things she said will fill your head
You won't forget her

Early one morning I was walking down the street
My powers of observation really can't be beat
and I something and it really caught my eye
just so suspicious that I could not pass it by

a strange device containing wires and batteries
is it a light bright or a WMD

a mooninite
or death device
must act in time
to save our lives

everyones safe now and they owe it all to me
providing protection from the cartoon enemy

I'm doing this as hard as I can

Our friend is moving
we're super helpful
we're all pitching in

folding the curtains
stuffing the boxes
we're moving trim

we're sorry he's leaving
he's such a good guy
we'll all miss him

you've got to protect stuff
so wrap it in plastic
before it goes in

we're all pitching in
we're all moving trim

trim I have good news
we're almost finished
this is my last load

it goes on the roof rack
because you trunks full
about to explode

there is a place where all the juvi cavemen go
there is a school where they teach you to use tools

would it be all right
if we taught you to walk upright
center for the youth
keep you safe from sabertooth

look at you neanderthal
soon you will be walking tall
we will help you to evolve
shed your apeness problem solved

there is a cave a rocky classroom full of fun
make a club quest for fire 101

When I was small
i was enthralled
I sang along with open arms

I wasn't cool
a power tool
wore my three quarters escape tee each day to school

steve perry of journey
give me back the best years on my life

and as I aged
I grew enraged
ashamed of the mistakes I made

I was upset
filled with regret
haunted by songs that i'll not soon forget

the teacher puts his foot on the chair
his slacks are tight and there's something down there
they try not to look they try not to stare
close your legs this just isn't fair

write on the board I need some relief
from the assembly inside your briefs

can't stop thinking about it
it in my head
haunts my dreams at night
why are your pants so tight

Then I needed the rent
but not so much now
you're a really good friend
and of that you should be proud
but my girl needs your room
she'll be coming home at noon

get out now
let me help you move all your stuff bud
get out now
let me help you roll that rug up

I've grown fond of your cat
but you're not so great
if you leave him i'll watch
keep an eye on his weight
with a choice between two
I'm afraid it isn't you

I had a cat and a roofdeck (his name was victor)

and we were sailing on the sea floating in tranquility
we couldn't get enough that's when things got rough
our ship was tossed it seemed that all was lost
yes it was looking grim I never learned to swim
lost among the waves with no chance of being saved
but then as I sank I heard a voice that sweetly sang

welcome to the city of rocklantis
and though you never could have planned this
you have found the submerged town the world forgot about
welcome to the city of rocklantis
our aquatic paradise demands this
here you'll stay for all your days and live the merman way

and so we made the deep our homes with the aid of air filled domes
among the fish we played and many friends were made
oh what a life so fun and free from strife
and then i took a mermaid bride on a seahorse we did ride
and i felt the mermaid love far from the world above
and was deep and then as a i drifted off to sleep

it seems to happen every time bijal
we think we've ditched you but there you are in the piñata line
how'd you get there anyway cutting in on my special day

you really bring a party down bijal
what's fun about a frightened pony and a crying clown
how'd you get here anyway cutting in on my special day

my friendship is not for sale
hands off fudgie the whale

just got back from the photohut bijal
youre in every one beady eyes and that black bowl cut
how'd you there anyway cutting in on my special day

life's a bitch and then you die
he'll tell you he's a hell of a guy
wears his pants just a little too high

he can't seem to figure out the tv
he reads 200 books a week
not hard when you never sleep

some who meet you might find him alarming
you walk a line between offensive and charming
but i guess they just don't get you after all

best golfer at the 19th hole
watch out when he's on a roll
the conversation he will control

talk politics all day long
he'll tell you why your so wrong
i hope he never hears this song

if he's got a tragic flaw
he'd say it was his son in law
two years just to blah blah blah

you could be completely made over they'll turn you into a swan
move you up to d cups make you bottle blond

you must increase your bust to improve your self esteem
silicone confidence you know what i mean

say goodbye say goodbye uckly duckling
now you look now you look like a drag queen
you won't be hapy with yourself until you look like someone else
thank god for plastic surgery

so take your inner beauty and put it on the outside
show them what your made of with your implanted pride

dear corey i've been thinking we should make movies again
start with a sequel maybe lost boys or license to drive
it can't miss it can't miss of this i'm certain
not with your boyish looks and my dark brooding persona

cause you were the haim i was the feld
people were jealous of the power we held
you drove a porsche i had a pool
everything we touched was so cool
you were the feld i was the haim
once we split up it just wasn't the same

dear corey i've been writing a screen play thats perfect for this
were buddy cops your uptight i'm a loose cannon
it can't miss it can't miss of this i'm certain
call up your contacts coleman schroeder bateman estrada

we said 12:30 now its 3 o clock
put down that danish leave some room for rock
enjoy your breakfast enjoy your breakfast bitch

eggs benedict arnold of our rock united states
country club judas silver dollar pancakes

let's get some work done before we hit the stage
less jimmy dean more jimmy page
enjoy your breakfast enjoy your breakfast bitch

when you call my name its like a little prayer
im down on my knees i wanna take you there
in the midnight hour i can feel your power
just like a prayer
you know i'll take you there

i hear your voice its like an angel sighing
i have no choice i hear your voice
Feels like flying
i close my eyes oh God i think Im falling
out of the sky close my eyes
heaven help me

like a child you whisper softly to me
youre in control just like a child
now Im dancing
its like a dream no end and no beginning
you're here with me its like a dream
let the choir sing

just like a prayer your voice can take me there
just like a muse to me you are a mystery
just like a dream you are not what you seem
just like a prayer no choice your voice can take me there

just like a prayer i'll take you there
its like a dream to me

life is a mystery everyone must stand alone
i hear you call my name
and it feels like home

instrumental

i know its hard to come to agreements
when you don't have words to make appeasements
i've got a plan we'll all agree i know we can
two mimes one glass theres just one rule nobody talks

mime fight there's gonna be a mime fight

what's black and white and read all over
a bloody mime fight that's far from over
i've got a plan we'll all agree i know we can
two mimes one glass there's just one rule nobody talks

mime fight

you were the superfreak and all your clothes were made of leather hair done in cornrows you set it off with beads and feathers
you had a lot of girls the kind you don't take home to mother
you had it but you found coke and lost it brother

and you squandered a gift from above with your loose morals and trousers so snug
they gave you 8balls when you needed love cocaines a hell of a drug

fast rising super star you had the rythms and the ryhmes
yours was a pimp hand the ultimate player in his prime
drinking at the china club you liked to party all the time
burnt a ho with a crack pipe you turned to a life of crime

the world was yours and your fans to you the were devoted
they wanted more and more you ingnored them just got loaded
and in the end you're just a joke who's often quoted
just a shell of yourself same cornrows but fat and bloated

i went to the shopping to try and by some overalls
but i couldn't find a pair and it filled me with despair
and it keeps me up at night cause i know that its not right
i don't need to wonder why cause it's obvious now

i believe they're all trying to get me
everyone

and i slowly get prepared huddled in my basement lair
they are plotting my downfall i can hear them through the walls
and i sometimes feel alone even when my mom is home
says i should give working a try i don't bother because

i believe they're all trying to get me
everyone

would it be so absurd if i were to keep my word
sadly all my evil dreams are to far beyond my means

wow a secret mesaage from your teeth

This is an instrumental so there aren't lyrics
but if it had lyrics they'd be awesome

silver ships slide through the black
those aboard some not coming back
a world to take over they've all left there homes
to claim a great city and level it's domes

on proxima b they mine a rich ore
that's what they want what they've come for
the invader are fierce a ticking clock
stern are their wills they must have the rock

here on proxima b
the source will set us free
we'll find our destiny
and we'll finally be complete

no mere stone it affects the male root
makes them all crazy makes them all shoot
not a gun so much but an organ most dear
makes the girls start and run in fear

this invasion it seems is not about greed
actually based on sexual need
the invader it seems they can't get it up
they steal the rock for a mineral fluff

on proxima it's the staus quo
they mine the load from the depths below
don't need the rock to them it's just a job
last thing on their minds is getting robbed

they have no idea the beating that is due
when the enemy lands they're certainly through
oh what's a peaceful race to do

raiders above a party below
never worried about how things will go
invading force is just a distant thought
and the destruction to be wrought

so excited to defeat this measly foe
undivided faith in general an old pro
fates decided future babies in control
world collided one must die so one may grow

kill, feed, death, need

the thugs have landed and are lining up
generals screaming time to kick some butt
don't think that these natives will be tough
hope to return in time for lunch but soon they'll learn of proxima's punch

it's so quiet there aren't any words

i was mining the load when the sky filled up with planes
and my world burst into flames and i watched my home explode
we were under attack and they came to steal our treasure
it was a rock that could only give pleasure no choice but to fight back

a sickening pile of glass was all that remained of our bubbles
nothing left to show for our troubles now it's time to kick some ass
it was not over yet and the people picked up their drills
and soon were even in kills the enemy began to fret

generals safe in the back the defense is making him wonder
what would he lose to gain his plunder should they now fall back
the attack continued to drag invading hopes began to plummet
it was clear they needed as summit and they waved the white flag

We don't remember how to funk it
Will you show us how to funk

well we headed here to fight them
crush their world and smite them
thought that stuff they had there was the key
but they grabbed their drills and learned us
I was forced to see the love was always in me

I asked your mom
What it feels like to go to the prom with your son
She said not good
Didn't think we knew who she was
Saw her drop you off at the bus

I asked your dad
What it feels like to know that your son is a spaz
He said not good
Do your old man a favor
Stop playing with your dolls at the table

Watch the bath soap shake and cower
This must be your week to shower
I can't stand to look at your face
You're a disgrace, yeah

I asked your friends
What's it smell like when mom doesn't change you're depends
They said not good
Baby tends to get kind of hyper
When he's got a deuce in his diaper

He was in the food court handing out chicken
Eying up some ladies and doing some thinking
Yeah she looks alright, maybe not too uptight
Maybe she'd hit the town and get down

These thoughts they gave him a funny sensation
But he was not supposed to leave his station
Maybe she'd pass him by, and he'd catch her eye
But she didn't come round, he felt down

She is so beautiful and he is so dutiful
But her doability shatters responsibility
He may never get a second chance
To find himself in such a fine romance

Through the mall he chased her trying to find her
In the line a Macys he came up behind her
Then he made his case, she laughed in his face
She called him a clown, shot down

There was a time when you were judged on how you lived
And people were sure to be kind and to give
But heaven don't care if you lie or if you sin
Head down to the bowl-a-drome, rent a lane, knock down some pins

You will bowl for your soul
You will, you will bowl

Those not in a league have more to lose
For they will face judgment day in a pair of rented shoes
God will reward those who have dared
Some he will strike and some will be spared

I don't think that I should waste my time with you
I've been waiting so long for a dream come true
But it's not you
I don't think that you could ever pass the test
Cause you're just like all the rest

If it ain't growing then it's dying
And it's all over but the crying
I don't know what you want from me
But I've got deadlines that I must meet
Can't you see that's how it must be?

And you're a special girl but I guess you're not the one
We've had out good times but I must be moving on
And if the thrill was there then it came to an end
I'm sorry girl but we can still be friends

I'm not a john but mine is clogged
My mind is clear my mirrors fogged
I like your smile I love your belt
Since when did plumbers get so svelte

So girl plumber come on in
And the plunging will begin
Now I will quench your thirst
My pipes gonna burst, yeah

No matter how tightly I grip
I can not seem to stop this drip
Bend over more I see some skin
It's smooth and white like porcelain

I want you to know
I won't ask you to stay
You've got a great career
I won't get in the way, yeah

Oh Green it wasn't me
Who poured out your lemonade and substituted pee
You ask if I'm your friend
I guess that depends, what's in it for me

You've got a lot of friends if you count chat rooms
You know a lot of girls if you count your aunt and your mom

There's a price tag when you knock
A case of beast or rock
There's a price to get inside
Now I could use a ride
You'll jump from where you stand
How about a hand

Oh Green it's all your fault
You should have known that I can't eat your dinner without salt
I tell you what I'll do
I'll tell you when I'm through and you can clean up

He bore a resemblance they say, to a very special Brian May
But he seemed ok, never thought I'd see the day
When he would give in to a life of crime
And then he would dare to cross the line
But then he showed his darker side
Then he stole what's mine.

Why'd you do it special may
Why'd you throw it all away
Was that guitar so nice
Was it worth the sacrifice

Lost the only job you'd ever know
And then you were forced to leave your home
I hope it comforts you to own
Another six string as you roam

Growing up without privacy
On display for all the world to see
You share the awkward years of puberty
With us each year on NBC

Tina Yothers, Laker girl
Tina Yothers, Laker girl
Why don't you take some of Mallory's salary
Hire someone a little less Mike Gross
Why don't we skippy the scene where you strippy
You're not exactly a Michael J. Fox

Oh, the tragic loss of innocence
In the cameras eye at the age six
The thrills of your childhood success
Can slip away to the ills of your excess

Andrews coming soon I tell you
It will spell your doom I tell you

Unreliable drummer, we don't know where you are
If you don't show it's a bummer
If we don't practice we won't get very far

Out of tune guitarist what's that horrible sound
If you don't buy a tuner
We'll never get this band off of the ground

These geeks are dragging me down so low
It's time for me to go solo

Self aggrandizing bassist always telling us what to do
Your board sound like a spaceship
Do you play it or does it play you

She's got beauty to spare
And looks to which none can compare
No one could ever be as fair

She's as bright as the sun
Her smile infects everyone
No one could ever be as fun

In spite of all that I'm leaving
Please don't beg me to stay
It's just a shame you're a vegan
Cause I could never live that way

She is nobody's fool
Her thighs totally rule
No one could ever be as cool

Your sister's pretty hot, it unfortunate you're not
Is that why you're so angry
I guess it's not excuse enough to get away with all that stuff
The threats and hostility

She's Cavenaugh's selection she's under your protection
And some one has to set her free
Who would be so brave to jump on that grenade?
I guess that somebody's me

Overprotective long island girl, no need for jealousy
Maybe some boys would dance with you too
If you weren't so fucking mean

She showing the affection that he'll add to his collection
But you're demanding equity
She offers no resistance but they need my assistance
The guardian must be appeased